A Portsmouth bookshop today has been fine £2.99 by the local police for selling the famed Necronomicon. The book made famous by the films "The Evil Dead", "The Evil Dead 2" and "Charlie brown goes to summer camp". The tome of evil had been placed in the arts and crafts section where it'd been retitled - "How to paint in water colours"
The shop "Books, books and things that are a bit like books - for example magazines, cards and calenders" was searched on Tuesday night after customers had reported turning into zombies while shopping. Mr Gordon the owner apologised to the police and all of his now undead patrons and was noted saying "I am sorry for the recent trouble in my shop, but a man's got to make a living you know!"
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